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Shaun of the Dead Sentence Meme
“You’ve got red on you.”
“There is no "I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “I” in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team — I don’t know what he’s talking about.“
"It’s four in the fucking morning!”
“What’s the plan, then?”
“I have to know if she’s alright!”
“If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.”
“Have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over”
“How’s that for a slice of fried gold?”
“Yeah, boyyeeee!”
“Any zombies out there?”
“I can’t see any, maybe it’s not as bad as that.”
“Oh. No, there they are.”
“The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.”
“I’m not staying here.”
“I think you should go.”
“Do you want anything from the shop?”
“FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!”
“Feel free to step up any time!”
“Okay. But dogs CAN look up!”
“Who died and made you king of the fucking zombies?”
“Why didn’t you just shoot him, man?”
“Come and get it! It’s a running buffet!”
“Next time I see him, he’s dead.”
“You know, I don’t think I’ve got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night.”
“Well, they were a bit — bitey.”
“We may have to kill my step-dad”
“Oh, for God’s sake! He’s got an arm off!”
“How can you put your faith in a man you spectacularly binned for being unreliable?”
“Bash ‘em in the head. That seems to work.”
“That wasn’t true. Made it up. Shouldn’t have done. Sorry.”
“You’re the one that’s gone from being a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston!”
“Do you believe everything you hear on TV?”
“It’s been a funny sort of day, hasn’t it?”
“Haven’t you ever heard of a shortcut before?”
“It’s not the end of the world.”
“For a hero, you’re quite a hypocrite"
"I’ve got nothing.”
“Don’t point that gun at my mum!”
“For fuck’s sake!”
“PLEASE CAN WE —JUST CALM—THE FUCK—DOWN!”
Send ✉ for an 2 AM text
Send ✘ for an unsent text
Send ☠ for a threatening message
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
Send ♣ for a drunk message
Sentence Meme: B△STILLE EDITION
“Does it almost feel like nothing’s changed at all?”
“But what is there to gain?”
“Do you understand that we will never be the same again?”
“I won’t show my face here anymore.”
“Do you like the person you’ve become?”
“It scares me half to death.”
“It’s not about control.”
“You always take it further than I ever can.”
“Let’s finish what we’ve started.”
“It’s harder than you think.”
“They will come for you.”
“Can you feel it?”
“Tell me a piece of your history.”
“It’s not your fault.”
“You must have the words in that head of yours.”
“I can’t take it anymore.”
“What you good for?”
“I’ll see you in the future.”
“I can’t say the words out loud.”
“And I’m questioning why.”
“And I will try to love you.”
“Make that happiness last.”
“I will see you there.”
“It’s what you feel, but can’t articulate out loud.”
“You’ll come undone.”
“And it scares you: being alone.”
“Don’t listen to your friends.”
“When you go home everything looks different.”
“And you’re scared of being left behind.”
“I came here to get some peace.”
“I can’t help but think of you.”
“I hope you can make me laugh.”
“This is just another night.”
“I’m lost.”
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A-Z HEADCANONS FOR MY CHARACTERS
Alignment :: What would be their D&D alignment? How might it come into play?
Beverage :: What do they most like to drink, and why?
Co-Habitate :: Do they live with anyone? What’s “need to know” before moving in?
Decor :: What kind of home do they keep? Are there any defining details?
Escape :: What do they do to destress? How successful is it?
Fluff :: What hits their soft spot? Does anything them into emotional goo?
Grudge :: How bad does an insult go over? Do they hold a grudge long?
Hobby :: What’s something they do for fun that might be surprising?
Insomnia :: What’s their sleeping schedule like? Snorer? Sound sleeper?
Jaded :: Do they buy into the “happily ever after” ideal? What’s their standard?
Kin :: What’s their role among their relations? Do they consider others family?
Law :: What do they think about abiding rules? Are they selective about it?
Magic :: In a magic series or not, are they accepting, or is each instance a shock?
Network :: Are they connected to the people? How much do they reach out to others?
Offspring :: What kind of parent would they be? Would they prefer one, or multiple?
Pistol :: Is this character skilled with a weapon? What’s their opinion of violence?
Question :: How often do they feel doubt? What topics are they defensive about?
Reminder :: How are they at remembering daily needs? What falls through the cracks?
Sing :: Do they like music? Do they listen often/sing/hum/play songs in their head?
Touch :: How do they handle contact? Is their personal bubble big?
Upcoming :: How much do they think of the future? Do they make long-term plans?
Vice :: What bad habits do they have? Is there something they would be ashamed of?
Wardrobe :: What’s their fashion style? Do they have any staple pieces?
X-Ray :: How’s their health? Any problem areas? Do they take care of themselves?
Yack :: What’s their favorite thing to talk about? What do they go on about?
Zodiac :: What’s their astro sign? Does it fit? What would you pick, if it’s unknown?
STARTER SENTENCE MEME: LANA DEL REY EDITION.
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Over 100+ starter sentences based on Lana Del Rey lyrics. (death cw, sex cw, drugs cw, alcohol cw) —— Feel free to tweak sentences for ease of RP.
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- “Hi, I’m ______.”
- “Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
- “Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
- “Need a ride?”
- “How are you?”
- “Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
- “What’s your name?”
- “Thank you.”
- “You just saved my life!”
- “Move the fuck out of my way.”
- “Watch where you’re going!”
- “Asshole.”
- “Would you like anything?”
- “You’re gorgeous.”
- "Do I know you?”
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